Joke Of The Day

You Know you?re Addicted to the Internet when?

You kiss your girlfriend's home page.

Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google.

You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.

You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment.

Your dreams are in HTML.

You refer to going to the bathroom as ?downloading.?

You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au"

You turn up the volume real loud when leaving the room so you can hear if anyone IM's you.

All of your friends have @ in their names.

Your dog has its own webpage.

You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

You name your children Google, Friendster and Blogger

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back. (OK ? We all have done this one)

Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime.

You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.

You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.

You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have.

You order pizza online - because you can't be bothered to call.

You double click your TV remote.