My Increasing Popularity - wink wink

I was testing MSN's webpage preview search, and out of curiousity I decided to do a search of my name. To my surprise there it was in big font letters CELI.org :)

I couldn't help but feel somewhat happy. I don't know! I like the sound of that URL. Even thought it has no connection to myself or an actual name for that matter. It's simply an acronomym, but my ego got a boost out of it.

See the other MSN search results

Joke of the Day

From E-mail Forward
* How Was I Born? *
The little boy asked his father - Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS:
Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've Got Male

Microsoft fights against spyware with IE 7

Internet Explorer 7 promises to be more secure, but hasn't that been the promise of every IE version release or every other Microsoft product anyway? As long as computer manufacturers keep selling PCs with the Windows operating system and IE being forced as the packaged browser, Microsoft truly should have little concern of their market share. At least for another five years or so. Perhaps MS is wanting to nip Firefox's growth as quickly as possible...
Xinhua - English: "Microsoft fights against spyware with IE 7"

Declaración De Amor

Bésame con esos labios suaves que me han acostumbrado a sentir la ternura de tu amor. Quiero sentir tus brazos fuertes alrededor de mi cuerpo, dándome esa seguridad que solamente tu me puedes dar. Me encanta perderme entre el calor de pasión que bate dentro de mí por ti. Es un sensacion imensa que volveria qualquiera completamente loca. Es un magia inexplicable que tienes sobre mi, que me hace adicta a tus caricias. Espero con anticipacion cada amanecer verte otra vez. Eres el aire que respiro, tan puro come es el amor que siento por ti. Eres mi ángel que guia mi espirito a las nubes del cielo. Quiero dar te todo de mi, no me importaria quedar solo un esqueleto si hubiera manera de demonstrar qué gran parte de mi tu realmente eres.

Translation:
Kiss me with those tender lips that have accustomed me to feel the tenderness of your love. I want to feel your strong arms around my body, giving me that security that only you can give. I love to lose myself in the heat of passion that beats within me. It's an imense sensation that would make anyone completely crazy. It's an inexplicable magic that you have over me, that makes me addicted to your caresses. I await every awakening with anticipation to see you again. You are the air I breathe, so pure as is this love I feel for you. You are my angel that guides my spirits to the clouds of heaven. I want to give you all of me. I wouldn't care to be left a skeleton if only there were a way to show what great part of me you truly are.

Un Dia En La Playa

El sol arde para que nos desnudemos en frente de sus rayos que alcanzan nuestra piel. Me encanta nadar entre la agua del mar. Sentir la frescura y la libertad de la gravedad. En ella puedo sentir my cuerpo ligero y moverlo sin limite de espacio. Recuerda el sentir la arena entre los dedos de los pies. Acuerdate de la sensación al sentir el calor y tacto de la tierra. Ser un humano es maravilloso, porque solo nosotros podemos apreciar y recordar lo que dios nos da.

Funny Video - Sun Fizz Drink

The image is a bit distorted but this was a funny video of a sprite commercial. Enjoy - BoFunk - Sun Fizz Drink

Coke Thirst

Taste the sweetness of the sugar flavored bubble gum soda-pop. Feel the fizzle under the tip of your tongue. The little bubbles give raise of your taste buds. They have come to life at the very least have awaken from their dormant comatose state. I enjoyed swirling the syrupy light liquid around my mouth. I know it's decaying my teeth, but I don't care. I know it stains the enamel of my smile, but I can't help it. I'm addicted. It's the savory of the flavored caffeine injected with carbonated fizzles. Who the heck invented coca-cola anyway? Why did I give up caffeinated soda-pop for lent?

Do Women Really Understand

From E-mail Forward - These are funny :)
PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN

Gary Brolsma’s - “Numa Numa Dance”

Funny Clip
Gary Brolsma’s funny video clip he calls the “Numa Numa Dance” Check it out here. I looked all over the web for a direct link to the video but I think his server has disconitinued access to it. News stations from all over the US have reported on the funny clip that has been e-mailed many many times. Check out his video from MSNBC: Gary Brolsma’s - 'Numa Numa Dance'

Numa Dance UPDATE - 02/22/05
After seeing so many hits spike up over the weekend for the "numa numa dance video" from the new star kid from NewJersey, I want to give credit where credit is do. Here is the link to the original site that hosted Brolsma’s lip-sync video to that catchy Romanian "Dragostea Din Tei" song. Gary Brolsma's Dance

Joke of the Day

From E-mail Forward:
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross you arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand." The new priest tries this. The old priest suggests, "Try saying things like, 'I see,' 'yes,' 'go on,' 'I understand,' and 'how did you feel about that?'"

The new priest says those things, trying them out. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying 'No shit! What happened next?'"

Anticipacion De Una Madre.

Cual sera el nombre del nuevo espirito del mundo?
De que color seran sus ojos que demuestrara su innocencia?
Como sera su bella sonrisa que hara mi corazon latir de allegria?
Que tan fuerte apretara mi dedo en sus manos que me energullersera completamente?
La aniticipacion me quita el sueno, imaginando mi vida al lado de este nuevo bebe.
Esta nueva creatura que illuminara mi ser.

Feeling the music beat

Open the garage and and slowly guide the car out. I turn the wheel to the left and look across the alley to see if there is anyone coming. No! good lets go.

I raise the volume of the radio and hear the thumping sound through the woofer. Pounding beats and hard bass. I love this song! I can't help but to nod my head up and down, glide from side to side lightly, to the rhythm of the beat.

LA la la la!

If my foot weren't busy pressing the accelerator it would be pounding on the floor up and down. The faster the music goes the faster I want the car to go. Depending on the music itc an vary what I imagine I'm doing. My favorite thing to do is to listen to trance music at night and be on the expressway. It feels even better on a warm breazy late Spring nght. I lower the window and let my arm out. It reminds me of a car video arcade game. I follow the lines on the pavement and press the accelarator a bit more down. I love the cool wind blow up my arm towards my face and blow my hair back.

It's not Spring yet, but I'm looking forward to it...can you tell?

Did I tell you we have a snowman?

The snow will melt this weekend when the Chicagoland area may possibly hit the 50 degree mark. Soon we will have to say goodbye to our cute snowman that my sister and nephew created last week. Buh Bye Mr. Frosty, we'll miss you but I can't wait for the great weather :)

Drunk -- on three glasses of Listerine

ADRIAN, Mich. - A woman arrested after failing a sobriety test and telling police she drank three glasses of Listerine has pleaded guilty to drunken driving. | source: MSNBC

Imagine now walking up to a bar...Yes Bartender. I'd like a shot of Listerine! - heheh